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A Thousand Terrible Things

by Stormtrooper & Synaptic Memories

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To celebrate the 50th release on Noisj, this special first-time cooperation between heavyweight producer Stormtrooper and the infernal duo Synaptic Memories seems just right. A variation on “the sound of a thousand terrible things heading this way” in four parts, with the first one heralding the coming fatality with its shredded industrial sounds, the second part being the decidedly doomiest and slowest, the third introducing a tremendous melodic backbone and the fourth falling apart in high-pitched overdrive. “If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into oblivion” – Stormtrooper and Synaptic Memories have created a nightmarish vision indeed.


released April 17, 2014


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